Your stolen starbucks coffee mug.

thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:

chucknorriscantouchmchammer:

I am now the proud owner of a carrot.

Being the successful completion of training my cat to behave like a parrot.

AWW

I think I need to meet this cat

You should I think you’d like Belgium!

I am now the proud owner of a carrot.

Being the successful completion of training my cat to behave like a parrot.

FOR KATY

Thought you might appreciate my new room mate :p

Its just that there is a party which would be more accurately described as an orgy and instead of being there and enjoying my youth I have been lowered to stading behind a bar serving smelly turkish people. Wanna swap??

thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:

HAVE I SHOWED YOU THIS BEFORE?

It’s my giant Deathly Hallows thingy that Michael stole from his mother’s bookshop for me.

LOVE IT.

You better bring it to Newcastle with you! I didnt drag that thing around Baltinglass for nothing :P

Development and reproduction of the human being exam tomorow and I just cant put myself to it to study at ALL. Im way too distracted by my getting the key to my appartment next tuesday. It sounds a bit weird to be a house owner with a mortgage, insurance and all that jazz but the freedom will make it all ok (i hope). I was lucky to have a mother who likes renting out houses otherwise id still be wandering around hoping to find a place to rent. Now im renting a place out. Bit of a change. My appartment will rock! Im making damn sure there will be a fridge, couch and a nice tv. The rest is really a matter of going to ikea. I really hope some of my Irish friends come over too see it. It weird how im kind of in between the irish and dutch way of doing things now. With my dutch friends I go out whenever we can and what little photos are taken go onto Hyves and when im in ireland everything is photographed and goes onto facebook so I barely have any way to show my old friends what my life in Amsterdam is like but plenty of ways of showing my newer friends what live in ireland is like. Basically everybody should try their hand at getting into another country for free and come tell me about it. Peace out motherfucker.

This is why, when it comes to boobs, more than a handful is never ever a waste.

thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:

Turns out they were all from the bank :(

Ill send you a parcel/package/big ass envelope! With socks in it or something if you send me that gingerbread man deal?

thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:

rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks:

thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:

Noo, Xenophilius doesn’t look like that!

 katy stfu rhys ifans can be whoever he likes. you know the rules.

 NO he doesn’t look mental enough!

 Im just gonna put this out there. Did anybody else notice the unfortunate camera angle and that dudes facial expression combo?