October 2011
3 posts
Anybody free this saturday?
Its just that there is a party which would be more accurately described as an orgy and instead of being there and enjoying my youth I have been lowered to stading behind a bar serving smelly turkish people. Wanna swap??
August 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
stupid fishbowl
Development and reproduction of the human being exam tomorow and I just cant put myself to it to study at ALL. Im way too distracted by my getting the key to my appartment next tuesday. It sounds a bit weird to be a house owner with a mortgage, insurance and all that jazz but the freedom will make it all ok (i hope). I was lucky to have a mother who likes renting out houses otherwise id still be...
February 2010
3 posts
I was really excited this morning when I got out...
thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:
Turns out they were all from the bank :(
Ill send you a parcel/package/big ass envelope! With socks in it or something if you send me that gingerbread man deal?
January 2010
3 posts
I just started typing out some of my practise work...
thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:
WHY CAN I REMEMBER IT ALL NOW WHEN I FORGOT EVERY BIT OF IT FOR THE ACTUAL EXAM?
i’m bored
Hahaha Herr Schneider und Frau Schneider sind in die Kuche. Sie machen das Abend Essen. Sie wollen draussen sitzen weil es schon ist wahrend der Sonne untergang. Aber nein. Die leute oben machen eine mini pary und spielen laute Muzik. Den alte ehepar muss drinnen abend...
I love it when I have the radio turned down really low while Im studying and then find myself quietly singing along whenever a good song comes on.
woop woop!
Life is goood
I got a free public transport card.
Theres 3 diffirent occasions next week to get pissed and try make our way into town with like 3 people to each bike.
AAAAAANND im going to ireland next weekend to see how cold it really is.
December 2009
3 posts
An old woman came down the stairs…not old but elderly……..an aged woman………………………the kind of woman you would look at and say ”oh! Look at that old woman!”
I love Billy Connolly quotes.
I laughed alot see what you think! Oh and keep... →
knock knock
November 2009
14 posts
Just got back from the beach!!
It was amazing we took off our shoes and had a bet who would be the first stop feeling their toes. I lost because I have ridiculous toes that lead their own playboy style of life. Not really I just have bad circulation. Then we had pasta and hot chocolate in a kick ass italian bar. The end.
Weird day today.
iamhip:
chucknorriscantouchmchammer:
I was told I have nice hands by a random person in a lift.
My free mini fridge turns out to also be a mini heater.
The chicken followed me around the garden with its eye on my shoelaces.
I had to buy ”pencils that write on people’s skin” for my dad who uses them for his job. Try explaining that to your average 45 year old woman with the word cock written...
Weird day today.
I was told I have nice hands by a random person in a lift.
My free mini fridge turns out to also be a mini heater.
The chicken followed me around the garden with its eye on my shoelaces.
I had to buy ”pencils that write on people’s skin” for my dad who uses them for his job. Try explaining that to your average 45 year old woman with the word cock written in pink highlighter on...
Cover your eyes, click on the link, listen and... →
Katy your gonna love this!!
iliketowritewords:
chucknorriscantouchmchammer:
Becaus the last Twilight soundtrack was such a success they have decided to make the new one special SO musicians like Muse, Thom Yorke, Death cab for a cutie etc have written brand new songs for it!! Whats more those songs are brilliant!! I wonder why they didnt do the same for Harry Potter? Haha oh yes I WENT THERE :)
Cos harry potter doesn’t...
Katy your gonna love this!!
Becaus the last Twilight soundtrack was such a success they have decided to make the new one special SO musicians like Muse, Thom Yorke, Death cab for a cutie etc have written brand new songs for it!! Whats more those songs are brilliant!! I wonder why they didnt do the same for Harry Potter? Haha oh yes I WENT THERE :)
I hope everyone's nearly ready for Wheels...
thedreammakersgonnamakeyoumad:
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks:
.. i took mine this morning :)
im looking forward to some wonderful wheelage.
I DON’T HAVE A WHEEL :(
use your car?
October 2009
68 posts
Look what I found! Another video made by an... →
I came home a broken man today........
All I wanted was a hot shower some food and bed….. But then………I look into the post box and what did I see?……….
*tension builds*
A package! What, I wondered, could be in it?……
and what did I see when I tore at the plastic and took out the contents?
A BANANA SUIT! Oh the beatings im going to get every time I go out in public with it will be...
I have a new follower!
Hello!
You’ll love me I never post a thing and yet still manage to keep my tumblarity above 20.
Even though she spent waaaaaay to much time on...
….Tumblr is a sad a bleak place with out our very own KT….. Come back from sheffield!! :)
Speaking of Sheffield (no pun intended), anybody who is actually from Sheffield. I love your accent Call me irish but its the only one that sounds like people being themselfes without doing a failed parody of people on east enders.
Dear Michael
yourmotherslover:
what are u holding in your picture?
A fish bowl!
Oh yeah!!!
I was buying a pair of superman boxers as a present for my little brother so I got a smaller size than I usually would. And what did the babe at the cashdesk say? Let me give you a direct quote! ”you might want to get a bigger size. You would have more room at the front so things would fit better.” In fact I should have got her number although she looked like she was in her late...
Dilemma!!!!!
Can anybody help?
Im considering buying a banana suit seen as I cant find anything cheap to rent for halloween. It’ll cost me 40 euro so Id want to get alot of use out of it. Should I get it???
I just got home and stumbled across that question...
We have a man just like him in holland named geert wilders who fed on the feeling of inequality for lower class people and got some votes. Now he’s happily and actively polarising people in holland. I realise that alot of you may be sick or reading about people’s opinions on this guy but your’e going to hear alot more if you choose to ignore this. Of course his views must be...
A little gem of a fact.
Apparently (and im not saying this is 100% true because I havent checked) it seems that the word ”dude”, which ive used to adress millions of people so far, has a meaning! What it means is a wart on a camel’s penis! I hope that this is true because I love saying dude and this new development has given it a brilliant little twist.
Later dudes!
I couldnt agree more with brian!
Even though were in slightly diffirent countries last night was crazy! I could call it a pub crawl but it was more like a pub trek. We ended up in a piano bar at the other side of town singing Im a believer and trying to steal a very good looking asian woman off an old mafia looking italian dude. It almost worked too! Roll on tonight!!!!!
Now that I think of it..
Katy! We need to play that cork game again when im in ireland!!! Remember it?
My tumblr thing needed a fresh look.
But I got bored so not much was done! C’est la vie!
On a less french note party tomorow!! WOOOOO the second that exam is over were hitting the town. Got to love stundent life!
Thanks for following!
katievictoria:
Mr. Chuck Norris man
Your welcome!
note to self; never drop a full fish bowl on your...
The french soccer coach called the Irish team the...
Now I have very little interest in soccer but an idiot would know that of all countries to insult in that manner you shouldnt pick the irish. I mean its obvious that there will be hell now that pride is at stake.
I think the irish should line up rugby players like brian o’driscoll and john hayes. They have plenty of experience beating the french.
Maths exam tonight :(
7 o’clock pm is no time to be sitting a bloody maths exam its crazy! Plus the hall is across the green from the the bar so it will take all our self control not to make a night of it because there’s a biochemistry exam coming up! Life can be cruel….
But on the plus side! PARTY IN IRELAND only a week and three days away!!
Du.......du hast............du hast mich
Nothing like a bit of rammstein when your feeling energetic!