Your stolen starbucks coffee mug.
I rarely use this site but do give signs of life....when you least expect it.
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I came home a broken man today……..
All I wanted was a hot shower some food and bed….. But then………I look into the post box and what did I see?……….
*tension builds*
A package! What, I wondered, could be in it?……
and what did I see when I tore at the plastic and took out the contents?
A BANANA SUIT! Oh the beatings im going to get every time I go out in public with it will be brutal. But anything is worth that ”Im 5 years old and its christmas mornig” feeling!
