Your stolen starbucks coffee mug.
I rarely use this site but do give signs of life....when you least expect it.
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Weird day today.
I was told I have nice hands by a random person in a lift.
My free mini fridge turns out to also be a mini heater.
The chicken followed me around the garden with its eye on my shoelaces.
I had to buy ”pencils that write on people’s skin” for my dad who uses them for his job. Try explaining that to your average 45 year old woman with the word cock written in pink highlighter on your cheek.
and finally a dude that does biology and is your socks and sandals type of guy took offence to my tshirt which has I AM FROM SPACE written on it. Apparently I was mocking his father who does star gazing. Not knowing what to say I looked at my friend who said he’d settle it by offering the guy the rest of his marsbar AND HE TOOK IT!!!!! The wanker fooled us all!!!!
well thats….VERY random!!
I know!!!
